SECRETS OF A TEE TIME GIRL

Not Your Average Golf Book!

A very funny book!

Father's Day is right around the corner.  Put your order in now for an autographed copy of my book. 


Please email cartgirlwriter@yahoo.com  for the $pecial price break I am offering from now until this special day. 



"Kallis' humor is often the perfect counter to golfers who can't help but turn into giggling 16-year-old boys when she drives by" - R. Kaspriske, Golf Digest Magazine, March 2005
Secrets Of A Tee Time Girl: Golfers, Scandals and the Beverage Cart  is the golf book that everyone needs to own and will give all golfers (and non golfers) the secrets to getting the best possible service from your golf course cart girl, (or worst service, depending on what you do to the poor girl).  It is not for the innocent, (PG-13 to R maybe?) and definitely the wacky stuff I have seen (and sometimes instigated) out on the fairways.  It's true, some golfers simply fall to pieces when the beverage cart girl rolls up.  You're going to love it... or you're going to think I need therapy (you decide). Did I mention that if you click on those little pictures of Lauren here on my website they will enlarge? (There are more in the book.)
Tee Time Girl now writes for Badgolfer.com!

READ MY COLUMN ON WWW.BADGOLFER.COM PLEASE POST A NICE COMMENT FOR ME AT THE BOTTOM after YOU READ them!) 

You can also see more photos on their site


Nicole Kallis, Author of Secrets of a Tee Time Girl doing a photo shoot with photographers from Sports Illustrated for Golf digest - whoot whoot!

HOW TO BUY A COPY NOW

This book will be available for the rest of my life, so don't worry... it will always be in print no matter what some book stores tell you.

 

For the first two methods of payment, please let me know who to autograph the book to and if you want your autograph to be spicy or mild.

1. Go to https://www.paypal.com/ and hit the send money button.  The email address you will need to send payment to is cartgirlwriter@yahoo.com.com Normally the book ALONE is $15 BUT I am running a special for orders made directly through me so send $10 for the book and $3 for delivery and charges paypal makes me pay.  REMEMBER TO LEAVE ME A NOTE  or send me an email if you want an autograph.

2. Send a check to me... $10 for the book, $3 for shipping,

Nicole Kallis

9132 Westhill Road

Lakeside, California  92040 

 3.  www.amazon.com  You will remain anonymous this way, but these companies take 55% off the top.  This is a fee I really don't mind paying if this is your preference for buying.  There is a link to Amazon at the bottom of this page that will offer you a special deal too!



If you have any questions regarding purchase or just general questions or simply to say "hi",

email me, Nicole Kallis anytime at:

cartgirlwriter@yahoo.com  This is truly a pleasure for me when I hear from you and I encourage it!

The book makes a great Father's Day gift, Birthday gift, tournament give-away, or 'just-for-the-hell-of-it' gift for that certain golfer, golf widow, cart girl, or sick-in-the-hospital person you know.  Like I said above, this book will be available and in print for the rest of my life.


Would you like to read an excerpt of my book?  Check out the review given by Tod Leonard from the San Diego Union Tribune.  I love when he says: "Kallis' take on the psyche of the  ale golfer is so dead-on, you wonder if she;s spent too much time smoking cigars and reading Maxim and Stuff."  http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041221/news_mz1s21fore.html 

www.Scigolf.com which I love and they have an awesome website with all kinds of useful and unique products and www.weekend-golfer.com also host excerpts on their pages too.

Lots of Fore and Play from your Teetime Beverage Cart Girl,

Nicole Kallis

 


Secrets Of A Tee Time Girl
$10.00

Check out some reviews!!!

Magazines:

Golf Digest - The #1 Golf Publication - March issue, Page 62.  They liked the book, so now you've got to buy one!!!  The new June issue 2005 has a radically shortened vignette and a really nice photo of me.  It doesn't mention my book this time or why they chose me as opposed to anyother cart girl in the world, but R. Kaspriske has once again made me famous in GD, and for that I give him a resounding "THANK YOU!"  (Book sales are going through the roof!)

Tee Times Magazine, New England Women's Golf magazine.  A really great review, thank you, and it is so great to know that women like my book too!

Caribbean Golf Magazine, I can't wait to see it next month.  We had a really great, long conversation on the phone.  Thank you so much for letting me tell you everything.

Newspapers:

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041221/news_mz1s21fore.html - The San Diego Union Tribune... Such a huge amount of ink!!! (That would mean a big article)  My feet have not touched down to earth yet, and no it's not from hot air trapped between my ears!  Tod Leonard, I am speechless and that never happens to me.  You are brilliant!  Can I say "I love you" and not get anyone into trouble?

http://buff-golf.com/books.html - January 2005, a very unexpected, very nicely written review!  Thank you Buffalogolfer.com

The Sun News in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.  Thank you for your kind words D.G. Shumacher and Alan Blondin for making it happen.  I caught those errors too, but only after it was too late... Oh well, there's always time to change it in the second printing!

http://www.badgolfer.com/departments/features/tee-time-girl-856.htm  - Matt Paulson, Thank you so much for telling it like you did!  I can't wait to serve you someday!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/moore/192001_moore23.html Jim Moore, you write with such grip, I love everything you said!

http://nothreeputts.blogspot.com/2004/09/tee-time-girl-aka-quench-wench.html Lick me later!

http://www.golfblogger.com/  review on Sept 29, 2004 in the archives

The Arizona Republic in Phoenix, December 16, 2004, what to buy this X-Mas!  My book made the list!

 

RADIO:

www.realgolfradio.com with Brian Taylor and Bob Casper.  Saturday, May 28th at 6am Pacific.  It's was a  National show with satelite connections.  I think I developed a new habit from the new nerves my body was discovering that morning.  It's not every day a girl gets to go on live with a couple of studs like these boys and not to mention an entire nation listening!

www.cfrn.com Team 1260 Mornings with Jake who is sweet like cake in Edmonton, Alberta Canada.  Hope I didn't cause too much trouble, hee, hee, hee!  Somebody send me a plane ticket so I can meet Jake's wife!  Loved being on your show.  Thank you so much for helping promote my book in Canada! 

www.mty1090.com  in San Diego, January 21, 2005 with Hot Scott Kaplan and Big Billy Ray Teddy Bear Smith!  My life is now complete.  It's wierd... I never listen to Sports Casters before let alone your show and now I listen to your show all the time.  THANK YOU BOTH SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH WITH YOU SEVERAL TIMES AT THE BUICK INVITATIONAL!!!!  I called you DJ's, I called (y)Jasper Jasper, and I said testicle on the air!  I'm such a girl.  Hook Up!!! 

www.mclefty.com The Danny Mc Nulty Show in Atlanta Georgia!  Too early...  I want a mulligan! 

www.mty1090.com  in San Diego,  December 30th 2004 for the Holiday Bowl!  Darren "The TUNA" and Ernie Star-Martinez... It was an amazing time!  Darren, I am so sorry for distracting you, but the look on your face was priceless!  Thank you Syk-OH! for taking me to my first football game and showing a lady a good time.  Ernie Martinez... well now you're just a really great guy.  It is an honor to know you and I want to say a special 'thank you' to you.

XTRA Sports Radio 910am in Phoenix with Dan Bickley and Mike Jurecki - I'd bounce it off you boyz any time any day... call me whenever you need to hear it from the tee time girl!

The Buzz 100.7 KQBZ - in Seattle WA, October 4th, The Robin and Maynard Show.  What a scary time!  But I mean that in a really good way... I was just nervous.  I LOVED the reading of my book.  Hysterical.  Thank you again for having me and being my first of hopefully many radio shows.

www.golftalkradio.com  Golf Talk Radio with Mike and Billy, KXTY 99.7FM Saturday 10/16/04!  The girls haven't stopped talking about it.  The morning Bloody Mary's on air with you two, your kindness and humor, getting to see the Blacklake Golf Resort and having breakfast with you at the clubhouse.  It was all so first class and you really made us feel like stars. 

www.lastchanceteetimes.com  Golf Talk Live on 1510WB with Joe Hall.  Your books are coming!  Congratulations to Lee for being tonights winner of my book.  I had a ball on the show.  Thank you so much for talking with me and letting me share my book with your listeners!

WCCO Sports Tonight Radio interview with Dark Star on , Wednesday the Nov 24th 2004 in Minnesota. You have to come to Cali... I must meet you in person, Dark Star!

WHAT'S NEXT???

Up coming interviews and articles will be coming soon by: Long Island Golfer Magazine - New York, Golf Week??? San Antonio Express-News - Texas, Caribbean Golf Magazine, Golf Diva's Magazine, Golf for Women Magazine,  www.sortagolf.com , www.espn.com (page 2 maybe?),  Golf Views Magazine - Colorado, The El Cajon/Lakeside Gazette, Golf for Women Magazine, Fox 6 news in San Diego, The Golf Channel.

AND IN MY DREAMS... Oprah, David Letterman, The View, Ellen Degeneres, The Morning Show, The Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Dave, Shelly and Chainsaw 101.5 KGB, Golf the West, 95.5 KLOS Mark and Brian, (love you guys), Playboy Magazine, GQ, Esquire, Maxim, TOO MANY TO MENTION!!!!

 

Links:

Are you planning a trip to Europe?  Nicole says that Golfin the Carolinas Europe will handle all your golfing adventure plans... Check them out at:   www.golfeuro.net

Looking for Training aids, great information, videos, new books, gifts or just want to talk to other golfers, Nicole says that you need to check out Sci Golf at: www.scigolf.com

www.Weekend-golfer.com is helping golfers of all skill levels get more enjoyment from their golf game. They have golfing tips for every aspect of the game, equipment reviews, training aids that will give you the confidence you need, and a collection of Miscellaneous Cool Stuff  (that includes my book), items you won't find everywhere else. Please check them out and Weekend-golfer invites you to sign up for their quarterly newsletter.

 

Special Thanks:

This book would not have been possible without the help I received from          http://www.thefloatinggallery.com/  

Any person out there wanting to write their own book... You can do it and the guys at FTG can help!  Success is up to you;  take the leap!

(You have to promise to tell them I sent you if you call them.)


 
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